Wednesday, July 2, 2008

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?

Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

Do bald people get Dandruff?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of MickEy Mouse, who is bigger than us?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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